Fun things my friends say

Watching an armadillo on TV...
Me:  They're weird looking.
Dad: They'll be here in a couple of years.
Cameron: What?
Dad: They're coming.
Me: The armadillos?
Dad: The armadillos.  They coming.
...dead silence...
Dad: And the pigs.  The pigs and the armadillos.
Mom: What do you mean they're coming?
Cameron: Coming from where?
Dad: They coming.  They'll be here.
...dead silence...
Dad: They mean too.
...more silence...
Me: What do you mean they're coming?
Dad: The armadillos.  They crossing the state line right now.

Fun Things My Friends Say

Cameron:  Remember when we could go see a movie like five times in theaters?
Me:  And not have to worry about whether or not we would be able to pay rent if we saw a movie twice?  Or even once?
Cameron:  Just a dollar.  A dollar for a movie.  *sigh*

Fun Things My Friends Say

(While watching No Strings Attached)
Natalie Portman:  A date?  Like where I put on makeup and act perfect all night?
Sage: If that's her without make up then just kill me now.